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Canadian. Cat person.
Welcome to the weird and worrying world of Emma.

dryspongebob:

this is my new favorite thing

(via ifyoulaugh)

trulylame:

I wanna be a tiny person that lives on plants

(via cumfort)

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

(via vatikhancameo)

meowshall:

I want the vampire tea bags one!

(via soul-darker-than-my-eyeliner)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via vatikhancameo)

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(via caestille)

(via grhamwill)

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(via love-my-little-mare)

pain-isnt-permanent707:

graduation speech

(via lucyinthesky451)

restlesswithout:

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS

(via lucyinthesky451)

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(via smallnico)

"I’ll never forget [my first awards ceremony]: I walked onto the press line and had a whole bank of photographers shouting, ‘Who are you?’ I didn’t want there to be any pictures of me mouthing my name, so I just stood there. By the time I got to the end, I was like, ‘OK, if I can survive that…’"

(via caestille)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

(via hallucinating-vividly)